My Nomination For Dick of the year: Silvio Berlusconi

Bright Green Scotland is having a Dick of the year; lots of people are putting in their nominations. I doubt it will win but my choice was Silvio Berlusconi; Media Mogul, sleaze (and Italian President).

He controls most of Italys media, and he abuses his power. His behavior has reminded people of Roman emperors.

Berlusconi’s wife divorced him after his relationship with a teenager was uncovered in the media saying, “That’s enough, I cannot remain with a man who consorts with minors”

This picture is of Silvios new penis. This may be his old one.


Also, he’s the only nominee for this award who has bought a new penis. Berlusconi’s new penis cost Italian taxpayers 70,000 euros and is magnetic to enable quick removal if it needs changing again.

The penis has been fitted to marble Roman statue in Mr Berlusconi’s office. The statue is of the god Mars and Mr Berlusconi did not like the look of the statue’s original penis so he ordered it to be snapped off and replaced.